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Socialist Organiser1982 1982-06-24Read it in the scan (PDF), scan page 16 →
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The Princess of Wales has given birth to the next heir to the throne - and as expected, it's a parasite!
'The bonny, bouncing baby weighed in at several tons around the neck of the working class and a hospital spokesperson said "Mother and baby were doing very nicely, thank you."
The news was broken to crowds queucing up outside St. Mary's Hospital for NHS treatment. - the same hospital where the Princess was booked in to a £126.90 a day room.
According to sources inside the hospital it bears striking resemblance to the human race. It takes somo years for the royal instincts to emerge (writes a doctor).
Prince Charles was present at the birth just like any ordinary father and helped the Princess through her labour with so phrases like "Oh; goodness, what a d mess!" and by getting his footmen to massa back.
A spokesperson fr royal family said train the new parasite woul as soon as possible, ! income from the ci could not be con until it could count six figures.